Eating Out

Loyal readers, where did that month go? It seems like only yesterday I was posting about my sunny Bank Holiday catching up with old friends.

What has happened in that time? Lots of stuff and nothing at all. I had a brief sojourn in Glasgow where I went to watch my Dundee United Football Club play in the Scottish Cup Final. A waste of time and money, we were appalling.

It struck me about a week ago that I hadn't do much in the way of writing since the start of the month. I had a few ideas kicking around my head so I quickly got to work and wrote a couple of very sexy stories. One of which will hopefully be published pretty soon, the other, why, I just published it this very morning!

It is called All You Can Eat and the synopsis is this:

Forced to install hidden cameras after a spate of thefts, a restauranteur discovers her employees hunger not only for the fine Italian cooking, but each other!

With a lesbian threesome, a delivery of a different kind and a bare-naked human buffet, you're sure to find something on this menu that you'll love!

The cover was edited together by Quentin Scott (quentinscottphotography@gmail.com) and is very tasty:

Available on both Smashwords and Amazon now! It's a bit more expensive than most of my stories at $2.99 but since it's about double the length and features 3 awesome sex scenes I think it's worth it.

Stay hungry

ZZ

I Love A Bank Holiday

Hello all!

I trust you're all doing well. You are? Good, that's what I like to hear.

I met up with some old university friends yesterday. Although we 'speak' on Facebook all the time. it's been about 9 years since we were all in the same room as each other. I say room, we spent the afternoon in a lovely pub garden in Salisbury, Wiltshire, just down the road from me.

We're all aspiring and frustrated authors and it was fun to share stories of our attempts at creating something. They're all well aware of my sideline in erotica and are very supportive. I was even given some free story ideas from the girlfriend of one of my old classmates. She used to work on a phone sex line when she was a student in the late 90s. Just when I thought I'd heard every fetish known to man, she surprised me with many more! Suffice to say, I'll be incorporating them in some upcoming stories ;-)

So far May has been a pleasing month, sales-wise. I know we're only 5 days into the month but I've had at least 1 sale every day so far. Considering April was a very lean month for me (only 2 sales...) this is very encouraging.

Despite this, I learned the hard way that customers can actually get refunds on Amazon ebooks if they request them within 7 days of purchase. I'm all for giving refunds on products that aren't up to scratch or what you expected, but it seems like you could probably read the entire works of Shakespeare in that time if you really put your mind to it. What's to stop you treating ebook purchases like a lending library?

Anyway, I shouldn't rant. I'm in a happy place right now. I'm not even going to try flogging you any of my existing stories. You should all know what they are and where to get them by now.

Stay rested!

ZZ

A New Story? So Soon? Yes!

Hot on the heels of my last story, Taken By Her Trainer (available on Amazon & Smashwords for $0.99), I just went and published a new one!

Mother's Secret Porno Past (available on Smashwords now & Amazon in a few hours) tells the tale of Felicity, a forty-something mother of one whose past has come back to haunt her.

Relaxing alone on a Friday night, the widowed mother receives an unexpected and unwelcome guest in the form of her 19 year old son's friend, Paolo.

Paolo has an item in his possession. An item he wanted to show Felicity. An item that will turn her world upside down.

When Felicity was pregnant, her husband was killed in a traffic accident. With no income, and no-one to turn to for support, she was desperate. She turned to pornography. One movie was enough to support her through the first tricky months of her son's life.

Now a copy of her sole movie has resurfaced, and Paolo intends to blackmail her into giving him his own, private, pornographic experience...

Here's the very classy cover my good friend Ashley Jay Allen edited together for me:

I was ecstatic to discover earlier that I have a fan in Germany. I sold my first copy of any of my stories on Amazon.de yesterday. I've always liked Germany ;-)

In upcoming news, I've been plotting my first full length erotic novel. It will be a pulp fiction/hard-boiled detective novel with copious sex scenes. I can't give any promises for when it will be published, but hopefully real soon.

Here's the cover Ashley Jay Allen has already produced for me:

As you can see, Ashley Jay is a talented motherfucker.

Stay there

ZZ

Hump Day Lesbians, Oh My!

Happy Hump Day everybody.

To celebrate the worst of the week being over, I just published my latest story.

Taken By Her Trainer is the story of a young lady, Karen, who is delighted to hear the news her husband is due home from a tour of duty in the Middle East in only 3 months. That is, until she takes in the full extent of her weight gain since his departure.

Determined to return to the lean, svelte, sexy bride her husband left behind, she spends all the hours she can at the local gym. A ladies only establishment, she soon strikes up a friendship with Sammy, a popular Personal Trainer. With Sammy's help Karen finds the weight just dropping off. The pair become close. Very close. Perhaps too close.

One quiet afternoon, after a successful work-out, the pair retire to the sauna where Sammy leads Karen on an unexpected and erotic journey into a Sapphic sexual awakening....

I can honestly say it is my best story yet. Available on Smashwords now (and Amazon soon) for only $0.99!

Here's the sexy cover:

Edited by my good friend Quentin Scott, photo credit to a very gifted individual Anton Belovodchenko.

My first 3 stories are all still available and all good value for money:

Lust & Loch Ness: Loving The Monster
Naughty Home Movies
Deflowered

Stay Big & Beautiful

ZZ

Inspirations (Sharing the Love)

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I have lied and must be Deflowered!

Hello everybody!

So it appears I have made a liar of myself. When last we spoke I promised my next story would be a sexy little piece called Mother's Secret Porno Past. It turns out my newest story would be Deflowered.

A young woman recounts her unexpected night of passion with a unique and exotic partner. If I was to tell you anything else it would spoil it for you.

Because this is a very unusual story I've decided to make it free on Smashwords. But only for 24 hours! That's right, until 11:30pm British Summer Time tomorrow you can download Deflowered for the princely sum of... bugger all! After that I'll be jacking up the price to $0.99 ;-)

I suppose you'd like a link? Here you go, sugar! Deflowered

My good friend Ashley Jay Allen, designer of the cover for Naughty Home Movies, has come up with another stunner:

Get it while it's 'hot'. And oh yeah, do me a favour, please? Leave me a review wherever you love to review books. And drop me a line to let me know, I'd love to hear what you have to say.

Stay gorgeous!

ZZ

Checking In

Hello all!

It's been a looooooooong time since I last blogged so I thought I would check in and let you know how I'm doing (and while I'm here, why don't you let me know how you're doing too?!).

On the writing front I should have a new, and steamy, short story out soon. It's all written, I just need an ebook cover spliced together. I'm pretty rubbish at that kind of thing, so I have my regular guys Quentin Scott & Ashley Jay Allen on the case. The title, though? That is something I can reveal to you now - Mother's Secret Porno Past.

That's a pretty self-explanatory title! I'm very happy with how the story turned out and I'm hoping it will please the good folks who lapped up Lust & Loch Ness: Loving The Monster & Naughty Home Movies.

On a personal level I am enjoying how great the weather in the Stonehenge area has been recently! Work is also at the post-new-tax-year lull, so it's nice and easy these days (I work in finance so the weeks leading up to 5th April are a nightmare!).

I hope you're all well and enjoying life (and enjoying my stories even more!).

Stay swollen

ZZ